Posted 2 hours ago

Brand New - The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot (x)

Brand New - The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot (x)

(Source: baesment)

Posted 2 hours ago
ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

Posted 2 hours ago

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

(Source: macaracooned)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Posted 3 hours ago

redcloud:

ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

Aren’t we all Otis, in a way? *pawbump*

Posted 3 hours ago

theatrefetish:

the uncomfortable eye roll

Posted 3 hours ago

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

Posted 3 hours ago

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

image

in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

Posted 3 hours ago

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

thegoldenalice:

inanorderlyfashion:

blackqueerbravado:

mewtwoofficial:

yappanese:

I love this

lil fairy queen’s wings got tired so she took the subway

hope this child knew yall took they pic tho

hope they parents let it be posted tho

Fear not blackqueerbravado. The child in this picture is my niece. She knew I was taking her picture and her mother, my sister, let me post it. The person you reblogged it from or the person they reblogged it from removed the caption I originally put on it, which was:

The Queen as a Fairy Princess, Halloween NYC 2013

photographed by ©Channon Simmons

The concern and respect in this post is beautiful.

Posted 3 hours ago

agentbloodlust:

"Because it's not a band, it's an idea."